Best Of 2011

Hey everyone!

Decided that a gallery shouldn’t be my last post of 2011 so I’m here with Wrestlebitch’s 30 best WWE moments of 2011 (starting from when I began the blog in April!)

So here we go (they’re in date order, not order of my favourites. This ain’t no awards show).

1.       The Cena Bait and Switch

Remember how, at the 2011 Draft we all thought Cena was going to Smackdown. The internet blew up with people shocked, many annoyed and dirtsheets predicting this was the WWE launching into a new Attitude Era. Then, at the end of the show, Cena was re-drafted to RAW. Remember that? Haha.

2.       Kofi leg drops Sheamus through a Table at Extreme Rules

This was a huge move and very memorable. It really made me think that Kofi is going to be a huge part of WWE in the future. I have never been a huge Kofi fan but he always brings out the big moves when he needs to and this certainly didn’t disappoint.

3.       Kharma debuts

On the very same night, Michelle McCool said goodbye to WWE but after her match against Layla a dark force entered the WWE. The internet had been abuzz with rumours about Awesome Kong joining the ranks and people were real excited. Kharma didn’t disappoint, slamming McCool into the mat and making her mark… for now at least.

4.       Eric on Tough Enough

Eric on Tough Enough was terrible. He was in the show for all the right reasons but, sadly, he just wasn’t working hard enough to make the cut. He turned up to the show out of shape and week after week he showed himself to be a poor contender. It wasn’t until he had to be rescued from a rope obstacle course that Stone Cole finally said goodbye to this great lump of stupid.

5.       Martin has to leave Tough Enough

In an injury-packed episode, one of the series’ favourites Martin gets an ankle injury and is forced to leave his show. Fans and trainers alike were devastated when this hunk with talent lost out on his dream. There certainly wasn’t a dry eye in the house.

6.       Alex Riley & The Miz try to cheat a win

When The Miz gained the upper hand in his I Quit match with Cena at Over The Limit it was clear something was up. Cena has never quit before and people were certain that it’d never happen again. It wasn’t, however, to be as it turned out Alex Riley and The Miz had recorded Cena saying I Quit and played it over a microphone. The match was restarted and John Cena got The Miz to say those all-important words.

7.       Kharma’s exit

Just when everyone was getting excited about Kharma and her destroying the WWE Divas, it was clear something wasn’t quite right. The internet was buzzing with rumours about injuries, how she had failed a drug test but then Kharma made a shock announcement… she was pregnant. This then caused a huge spiral in the Divas Division resulting in lack of storylines and bad matches. It was a great exit speech though.

8.       Alex Riley attacks The Miz

Simply for the homoerotica this was a great moment of 2011. It also lead to a great feud with many a great match. Sad to see that A-Ry has all but disappeared. I guess A-Ry’s DUI let him awry.

9.       Punk meets Austin

In an hilarious exchange, Punk (pre-Best In The World) confronted Austin backstage when Austin was guest host. Punk didn’t take kindly to Austin’s portrayal of beer drinking and Austin had a few stern words in reply. Interesting considering Punk is now firmly in the Austin role.

10.   Mark Henry’s Hall Of Pain

When Big Show attacked Mark Henry on the Smackdown before Capitol Punishment, Henry decided he wouldn’t take it on the chin. He turned up to take on Big Show and put him through a table. This was the start of Mark Henry’s hall of pain.

11.   Punk Shoots

Back in July 2011, we were subjected to a real shock. During Raw’s “RAW Roulette” special, Punk was growing increasingly annoyed at John Cena’s resilience. After Cena was put through a table in the Main Event, Punk came out with a microphone and had a few stern words to say. It was brilliant.

12.   Henry pushes Big Show & Drew McIntyre off the stage

Continuing his Hall Of Pain rampage, Mark Henry literally rammed Big Show off the RAW stage during his match with Drew McIntyre. It was fantastic.

13.   Money In The Bank

Money In The Bank was, in my opinion, the best PPV of 2011. It even beat out Wrestlemania for me. It had everything… good stories, shock twists and surprise wins. The Money In The Bank matches themselves were great and then John Cena punching John Laurinaitis followed by CM Punk kissing goodbye to the WWE. It was all fantastic viewing.

14.   Vince is relieved of his duties

Vince McMahon told John Cena that, should he lose to Punk at MITB he’d be fired. Vince was determined to see this through and the fans waited with baited breath. What we got instead though was Triple H who announced that the board had issued a vote of No Confidence over Vince and that he was relieved of his duties. Vince then cried. It was soap opera fabulousity.

15.   Punk returns

In a jam-packed RAW, Triple H decided we needed a new champion. Rey Mysterio was to face The Miz but Vince being relieved of his duties got in the way. Rey got his match and picked up the win but HHH said that wasn’t fair and John Cena should get his rematch. Cena did so and beat Mysterio becoming the new WWE Champion. CM Punk however, caused a ruckus when he returned with HIS WWE title. Two belts… but who would be champion?

16.   Skinny Fat Ass

Punk’s return irked many people, especially COO Triple H. Triple H had a few stern words about Punk but Punk had a few of his own. After making barbs at Stephanie McMahon, Triple H told Punk to shut up. Instead of those words, however, he told him he’d beat him on his skinny fat ass. This trended on Twitter for nearly a week intermittently.

17.   Kevin Nash’s Return

Kevin Nash returned at Summerslam shocking the WWE Universe with a powerbomb to CM Punk (allowing Del Rio to cash in and become WWE Champion). People wanted answers and so did Punk and the next night on RAW the hilarity ensued as Punk read a text from his sister with some not nice things to say about Kevin Nash.

18.   Triple H announces he’s Punk’s opponent

After firing Kevin Nash, Triple H called Punk into his office to tell him that he’d found a new opponent for him at Night Of Champions… HIM! Goosebumps.

19.   Beth Phoenix Superplex’s Kelly Kelly

At Night Of Champions, Beth nearly snapped Kelly Kelly in half with an awesome move.

20.   The Miz & R Truth apologise to Triple H

This apology was cute and humble. I loved it and really showed Miz’s great acting skills.

21.   Hugh Jackman punches Dolph Ziggler

As Zack Ryder’s push builds bigger and bigger, he had Wolverine on his side when Guest Host Hugh Jackman decided to make Ryder his underdog. As it appeared Vickie was being underhand to help Dolph win, Hugh decided to get involved himself and knocked Dolph out allowing Ryder to pick up the win.

22.   The WWE Walkout

After weeks of The Miz & R Truth beating on Superstars and Referees and other Superstars going crazy a team of Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Vickie Guerrero, Christian and David Otunga formed with John Laurinaitis to claim that the WWE had become an unsafe work environment. This then resulted in an Occupy WWE movement. John Laurinaitis then told Triple H to hold a vote of no confidence. He did so and everyone walked out leaving Triple H the sole survivor.

23.   Big Show & Mark Henry make the ring collapse

It was awesome. The two men went to the top rope and the result was simply carnage.

24.   Kevin Nash attacks Triple H with a sledgehammer

After Triple H demanded that John Laurinaitis resign Nash in order for him to face him, Nash appeared suddenly on the stage and took out Triple H with a sledgehammer. The fight continued backstage where Nash repeatedly beat on Trips leading to an EMT to ask if he was breathing. Brilliant.

25.   CM Punk v Dolph Ziggler (November 21^st)

This was my favourite RAW match of 2011. I loved it.

26.   Hornswoggle speaks

After winning a Christmas Wish on the Smackdown Holiday Special, Hornswoggle wished he could talk. He did. Sadly he turned out to be a little racist later on.

27.   Kane Returns

After months out due to Mark Henry, Kane returned once more but this time he had something new… his mask. That’s right, Masked Kane returned but there was only one man he was after… John Cena.

28.   TLC 2011

After Money In The Bank, this was the best PPV of 2011. Maybe I have a thing for ladders but it certainly bought around great moves, shock results and a really good crowd. I loved it.

29.   Coby Rhodes

In terms of Comedy, this was perhaps the funniest moment in 2011. Santino is really under-utilised.

30.   It Begins

These have been fantastic promos keeping everyone guessing. I personally think that Stephanie McMahon & Y2J will return. Many are calling me dumb for that as it’s DEFINITELY THE UNDERTAKER YOU GUYS!!!! I’m allowed to dream, yo.

So. That rounds up my 30 favourite moments from 2011. Do you agree? Disagree? Let me know.

Wrestlebitch is going to have a few changes in 2012 and I’m certainly looking for guest articles to post. If you feel you could write something Bitch-worthy then email me (wrestlebit@gmail.com) either the article or a pitch for the article. If I get a couple I might do a guest post week!

Happy New Year!

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All Star(less) Night

RAW this past Monday was a three hour All-Star spectacular. We’re talking legends, great matches, storylines and, of course, uber promotion of WWE’s new All Stars game. But was this 3 hour outing to be an All Star event?

We began with the huge announcement of the main event; John Cena v CM Punk. A match I was actually excited about. It was clear from the off that the new game would be heavily feature and it’s to be expected. I’m on the fence about whether or not to actually buy the game. I might give it a LoveFilm rental.

Anyhoo, back to the action, Miz made his way to the ring. Miz in a suit with his ass bursting out of the pants makes me cream myself instantly. You may think that’s a bit TMI but who cares? I’m amongst friends, right? So Miz makes a big speech about how he thinks that he’s the All Star of All Stars. I don’t really hear what he says because I’m too mesmerised by his beauty. I really need to take a cold shower before RAW in future. He also says that Stone Cold Steve Austin owes him an apology. For those too lazy to read my last RAW recap, SCSA was special guest ref in a tag match involving Miz and he stunned Miz and helped create the set up for his loss of the match. So, SCSA isn’t one for being called out and not answering that call and made his way to the ring. I love the dynamic between these two already so I got excited. SCSA told Miz that he was a great talker but he’s not a fighter. He said A-Ry talked the talk AND walked the walked. In my opinion, walking the walk is over-rated.

SCSA felt that The Miz and A-Ry had a lot to sort out and that maybe they should get counselling. I predicted awful segments in the same vein as the LayCool stuff. Then my mind wandered to sex therapy and I think I actually might’ve lost myself. However, upon rewind, SCSA felt the best therapy money can buy could be in the ring… In Piper’s Pit. Now, I’ll be honest, I’m not a great fan of Rowdy Roddy Piper. I find his schtick irritating but, each to their own.  SCSA then told Miz to get the hell out the ring before he stunned him.

After Miz left, Alberto Del Rio decided to make an appearance. Del Rio is getting mighty boring now and his speeches are too similar. He’s like the Peter Kay of WWE. After banging on about destiny, SCSA decided that it was Del Rio’s destiny to get his butt kicked as, waiting to get at him, was Kane!

This was to be the first match of the night and, to be honest, it kind of sucked. It was bland and ended in a DQ after Del Rio refused to adhere to a rope break. After trying to break Kane’s arm for a good 2 minutes, Big Show made his way to the ring. Big Show running was hilarious to me and I’ve actually taken to watching it over and over so if there are any smarty pants out there that could make me a GIF, I’d probably blow you and/or a close friend. Show beat down on Del Rio’s personal ring announcer and punched him until he was unconscious. SCSA then appeared to announce that Del Rio and Show would go head to head at Capitol Punishment.

From Big Show to Sex Show, next was Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase and Wade Barrett v Daniel Bryan, Sin Cara and Ezekiel Jackson. The sex show btw was referring to Cody and Ted. Just want to clear that quickly. Again, my penis ended up watching this for me as my eyes were glued to Cody’s ample butt and bulge but I’m always impressed by Sin Cara. Problem is, he doesn’t finish big. I mean, the guy won the match with a freakin’ cross body. Most people can do a cross body. I demand more flippy things.

Getting some time in the ring after the match was Hornswaggle who was using a shirt gun to amp up the crowd. I can’t stomach seeing these sorts of guns since Maude died in The Simpsons. It’s still a bit too fresh for me. Swaggle didn’t get to fire for long as R Truth interrupted. Truth bounced down to the ring, crazy in his eyes as he declared he was a “GOOD R TROOF”. He asked for a go of the gun and Hornswaggle refused, instead firing a t shirt at Truth! Oh my. Unhappy, Truth then grabbed Hornswaggle in what seemed to be some sort of creepy kid-loves-their-doll kind of hug only then to kick him in the face. Hornswaggle went down like a hooker in an alleyway. SCSA then hit the big screen telling Truth to pick on someone his own size, we were then shown John Morrison who looks a lot like a seal when he smiles. Literally just noticed.

More ridiculousness followed with Sheamus going against Santino. It ended exactly how you thought it might, well, sort of. Sheamus, of course, picked up the win but this time he decided to do a cloverleaf-style submission move. Very interesting indeed.

Next was Randy Snoreton who made his way to the ring to tell Christian that he should come out and face him. Christian had subjected Orton to yet another attack with the belt so Orton was looking for blood. Christian at first refused to come out but when Orton baited him, he changed his tune. Orton was actually pretty good, in all fairness, so I was sort of impressed. When Christian got to the ring, however, he was about to leave but then a team of security arrived. Oh, security, how I’ve missed you. A plot device like no other. The Anonymous GM then piped up that Orton had a concussion (seriously?) and could not compete. The GM said that if Orton doesn’t go home, he will be stripped of the title. That’s the Anon RAW GM… pretty sure he/she can’t do that.

SCSA then announced that just because Orton can’t fight, doesn’t mean Christian can’t. A match against Rey Mysterio was set.

I’m extremely unlikely to ever get excited about a Rey Mysterio match and this was no different. A boring match that ended in another 5-Count DQ as Christian kept Rey in the corner for too long. After the bell had been rung, Christian continued his assault but it seemed that Rey was getting the upperhand. That was, until, New Nexus arrived. After getting his butt kicked by Mason Ryan, Christian hit Rey with the Killswitch.

Backstage is everyone’s favourite non-couple since Oprah and Gayle… Dolph and Vicki! Vicki is protesting that SCSA set a match for Capitol Punishment for Dolph to face Kofi Kingston for the US Title. SCSA agreed but, on one condition, Dolph dump Vicki! Vicki’s face then brilliantly told a thousand words as she screeched that he can’t do this. Dolph then agreed to these terms and Vicki got extremely upset. SCSA then revealed he was joking. Hilarious. My favourite moment of the night so far.

Following that was R Truth v John Morrison. R Truth had made his way to the ring and waited for John Morrison but the dude was a no show. Truth then took to the mic to tell Morrison to get his ass to the ring. After feeling unheard, Truth headed backstage to discover Morrison laid out. Thus ensued hilarity on a level that made me think I was tripping on acid. “LIL JIMMY GOT JONNY, LET’S CHECK IT OUT” screamed a now clearly BAD R TROOF who continued to attack Morrison ending the entire thing with “TAKE THAT LIL JIMMY”. Oh Lil Jimmy. Poor kid.

Next was tag action seeing Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler take on Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston. A pretty solid match which saw Evan pick up the win.

Then it was the moment I was dreading, Piper’s Pit. I have a lot of respect for the legends but WWE pull out the same old shit over and over and it gets boring. Every time they do some sort of nostalgia show it’s the same thing. Although, to be fair, this is the closest we’ve gotten to an All Star. More on that later. Piper and Miz spoke for a while, just the two of them, and Piper declared his dislike for Miz. Miz said he found the entire thing ridiculous. Piper said he was on A-Ry’s side. A-Ry came out and said that Miz is basically such a skanky bitch and he should stay away from him. Miz said A-Ry is a gutless whore and if he’s ever near his boyfriend again, he’ll cut him. I may have made up more of this in my head out of boredom. Anyhoo, Piper then declared that A-Ry will probably win at Capitol Punishment. Miz was appalled and told Piper to put his money where his mouth is. A-Ry said that not only is he going to beat him, but Piper could. After annoying deliberation they both agreed to a match where the winner would get $5000. SCSA made it official… and A-Ry will be special guest ref!

The match happened very predictable but Miz’s ass was busting so hard I didn’t care. A-Ry got handsy with Miz, Miz attacked him, A-Ry fought back, Roddy hit the surprise roll up and won. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Meanwhile my head drifts off into dreams of meeting Miz backstage in the WWE showers. His sexy, sweat-glistening body… *ahem* Sorry.

Next was a spot I’m not even willing to discuss at length. WWE decided it’d be nice to roll out every Diva on the freakin’ roster for a 7 on 7 tag match. Only, the match consisted of very little fighting as Kelly Kelly picked up the win. Then Eve decided that WWE fans are likely to watch The Tony awards and did some weird tribute to the Rockettes. AND IF I’M GONNA RECAP THAT, I’VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA: CLUSTER. FUCK.

Backstage we got the moment the internet was begging for. CM Punk and SCSA. The segment started with Andy “same expression for everything” Levine being told to F Off the minute things got exciting. Punk then said he was worried SCSA was running the show whilst drunk thus giving us what I believe is the best WWE moment of the year so far:

Brilliant. Just brilliant. Punk went on to thank SCSA for his match against Cena and SCSA then banned New Nexus from ringside.

SCSA then made his way to the ring to make an announcement. He said that next week will be a three hour show again (really?!) and that it will be viewers choice. After that, the Anon GM chimed in which resulted in SCSA trying to beat up Michael Cole and then pouring beer on a laptop. I mean, come on, Apple computers aren’t cheap. Why are they doing this?!

The main event, finally. It was actually a fantastic match which just goes to show that these two men are at the top for a reason. Say what you like about Cena, he knows how to work a crowd and he and Punk worked brilliantly. As the match went on, R Truth appeared out of nowhere in the crowd. He went over to a kid and took his John Cena hat. It looked like he was about to spit water at the kid and Cena begged him not to but was hit by the GTS before he could do anything. Punk then rolled away and Truth entered the ring. Truth then used the WATER BOTTLE OF DEATH (how can it hurt?!) and hit Cena with his finisher.

The show overall was stupid. Where were the All Stars? We literally got Roddy Piper and Stone Cold Steve Austin. They could’ve had Bill DeMott, they could’ve used Trish, there are so many All Stars out there but instead it was more like a WWE Current Stars. Next week is WWE Viewers Choice which basically means WWE manipulates the polls.

Until then, I shall dream of Miz.

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Andy Gets A RAW Deal

So since Tough Enough and RAW were merged together, I decided I’d merge together the recap. Apologies for it being a day late but I had to enjoy my pesky real life. It always gets in the way.

Tough Enough kicked off with a recap of the season, highlighting the major events. It was a good way to promote how great the show was considering it still hasn’t been renewed (not to my knowledge anyway). Here’s hoping it does. We began at the home of Andy, who gave us a glimpse into his private life. It seems his wife wears the trousers and he seems like a pretty good Dad. I just can’t stand the guy and I think he’s an asshole. We’re given a look at how he’s keeping fit which includes rolling tyres.

We then go to Luke’s home where he is enjoying the partying lifestyle. He’s also training hard with his routine including lifting logs up and down. I guess the guy isn’t happy unless he has some nice solid wood in his hand.

Then it comes time for the two to say goodbye to their families. Since Andy is based in Florida, it’s not such a huge deal but for Luke he realises he could return as a WWE Superstar. Luke gets all emotional which is nice to see considering his douche-tastic ways on Tough Enough throughout the season. He’s super gay when he cries too.

The two finalists head to FCW where they’re met by Bill and Ricky Steamboat. Bill tells them that they will have a big match in front of WWE Execs and their opponent will be… HIM! Wow, I’m looking forward to seeing these matches. Ricky Steamboat then takes the two round the back to check out his ring. Naughty. He then assesses their skills which basically consists of him saying Luke is great and Andy is just… tall.

It’s FCW fight day and the two are taping up. Andy calls Luke a weasel which I don’t like because there’s no sportsmanship. I think the guy is a complete asshole. Oh, I’ve already said it? Oh well, might as well repeat it. We then go live to the arena where Superstars is underway. We’re then reminded that the final will be live. Interesting, considering that none of that was promoted.

Then it comes time for us to see the two matches. I’m excited, I’m on the edge of my seat, here is comes… WHAT?! A frickin’ montage? WHAT… a terrible decision. So the major thing that we’ve been building to the entire season is just a 3 minute montage where basically Luke looks hot and Bill shakes both their hands.

I’m majorly pissed off. After the match, Booker asks them how they did. Luke answers that he could’ve done better. Oh dear.

We then head live to the arena and Bill, Booker and Trish all make their entrance.

Bill then gets on the Mic to introduce the eliminated contestants. They all look completely ridiculous with Michelle dressed as some sort of Cavewoman and Martin looks like Hornswaggle’s older brother. A big oh dear. They’re clearly not happy to be there and the situation gets more hilarious when Bill introduces Ryan as Skidmarks. WOOPSIE!

The two finalists then hit the ring, followed quickly by the man of the hour Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin asks each trainer who they think should win. They all choose Andy which to me really foreshadows the end result. The entire thing seems based more on looks though. They all comment on how Luke is a pretty boy and Andy is a giant. Why should it matter? It’s about talent!

Stone Cold gives the two the chance to shoot against each other. Luke is pretty nice and says that Andy may be good but he is the full package, a real superstar. Andy, however, goes down the douche route of telling Luke that he has no business being in the ring and he’s insulted. All delivered with a monotonal boring voice that makes me want to rip my hair out.

Stone Cold looks set to make his decision but then we’re met with a limo and out pops… Vince McMahon! Yey. I love how we’ve still not had an explanation as to the whole coma situation but who cares? Vince and Austin in the same ring? Always great. Vince takes his usual swagger down to the ring.

Once in the ring, Vince asks each finalist why they should be the winner. Andy begins by saying the words “I guaran-damn-tee” to which Vince cuts him off completely. Woopsie. Luke then says that he’s what everyone wants, love him or hate him. He gives Andy a second chance and the guy fluffs it yet again.

Vince then decides he will pick the winner, Stone Cold tells him that he is picking the winner whether Vince likes it or not. It’s vintage Austin as Michael Cole would say and it sent shivers down my spine. The announcement is dragged out and we discover the winner is… Andy!

Are you freakin’ kidding me? Oh well. Luke leaves glumly and Austin asks Vince if he has anything to say to Andy. Vince tells Andy congratulations and welcome to the WWE and then SLAPS HIM!

It was hilarious. Then Austin stares Vince down and shakes Andy’s hand, only to stun him!

It makes no sense why they would want to do that to the winner of the competition but I’m happy either way. Andy may not have been my pick to win and I think he’ll fail as a Superstar but congratulations all the same.

Then it was time for the RAW portion of the show as Vince and Austin drank beers in the ring. They’re then interrupted by R Truth who is dressed as a Confederate Soldier. Can I just say, for the record, that I do not find this racist at all. R Truth wouldn’t have done it, WWE wouldn’t have done it and USA would’ve been pissed if that was the case. The Internet Wrestling Community (IWC) really need to calm down on the anti-WWE stance. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. My friend Ray over at Wrestlegasm.com (and the inspiration for this blog) has done a great post about this. Check it out.

R Truth says he’s come to apologise and we see the clip of him throwing the soda at that “family” of Cena fans. R Truth does his goofy “I’m a good R Troof” thing which, again, his hilarious. Despite my reservations, he’s one of the best things on RAW. Stone Cold then mentions his outfit to which R Truth gives us all a history lesson on the Confederacy and then says he wants to secede from the WWE Universe. Just pure genius.

He then tells Vince he’s fed up of the conspiracy and Vince tells him to come to his office during office hours which are 9am to Midnight. The Miz then enters and says that R Truth is wasting his moment with the chairman. He then discusses how A-Ry ruined his title chances and he deserves another. A-Ry comes down and says that isn’t true and that the Miz deserves nothing but a beat down.

If things couldn’t get any crazier, Cena then makes his entrance to try and break things down. He says that, since R Truth apologised, he’ll get his match at Capitol Punishment. The Anon GM then chimes in and, before he can make the announcement, Vince yells “Michael Cole shut up!” Again, hilarious.

Vince then announces that the main event will be R Truth and The Miz v John Cena and Alex Riley with Special Guest Referee; Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Back to normality, the first match of the night was Santino Morella v Michael McGuillilililililicutty. I’m not a huge fan of New Nexus but I am a huge fan of nice backsides and I feel that I’ve been neglecting Michael’s nice ass so, as an apology, here is a picture.

Santino picked up the win.

Then it was Diva time with Kelly Kelly and Beth Phoenix taking on the Bella Twins. It was actually a good match with Beth picking up the win for Team Goodies.

Backstage, Booker T attempted to teach Trish the spinerooni but was interrupted by Jack Swagger. Booker then says he’ll see Swagger in the ring. Oooo.

Then it was CM Punk time, with Punk hitting a promo about how often Rey loses against him. At least WWE are admitting they’ve done this over and over. The two then had a match which was pointless considering that they’ll be head to head at the PPV. So stupid. Anyhoo, Rey won.

Then it was time for Alberto Del Rio who wanted to reiterate that Big Show’s accident wasn’t his fault and he demanded to speak to Show. Show’s music hit and the crowd went wild only to be met by Ricardo Rodriquez in a fat suit. The entire segment had me rolling and Rodriquez’s impression of Show is dead-on.

Next Long Island Iced Z finally got some air time in a match against Kofi with Dolph Ziggler and Vicki Guerrero on commentary. I’ve got to give props to Dolph, he was great on commentary and his comment about Kofi’s trunks being designed by a blind kid were funny. It was a very funny RAW, actually. Kofi picked up the win.

We then had Swagger and Booker facing off. It was nice to see Booker in the ring and it really took be back to why I liked him (in his pre-King Booker days of course). Swagger decided he didn’t want to fight and got himself counted out. Evan Bourne decided that wouldn’t do and attacked Swagger and tossed him in the ring. Booker T hit his finisher and the two celebrated with a double Spinerooni.

Then it was finally main event time. It was a pretty good match and a very strong main event. It was nice to see them playing off on Alex Riley’s trust when he appeared behind Cena with the briefcase. A-Ry then hit Miz with the briefcase which then caused Miz to stumble towards Austin who hit Miz with the stunner!

Cena then struck the AA for the 1-2-3. After the match, Austin celebrated with Cena only for the Anon GM to interrupt. Cole announced that, due to Austin’s interference, the winners of the match were now The Miz and R Truth. He then also announced that next week’s RAW would be a 3 hour All Star special where Stone Cold would be special guest GM!

Austin then attacked the GM podium, grabbed Cole, stunned him and poured beer on him.

A fantastic RAW and I certainly look forward to the next instalment! And that’s the bottom line because the Wrestlebitch said so.

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Jere-higher

Hello everyone. Lovely to see you again. I just want to say a big thank you to everyone who reads the blog, I’m really getting amazing feedback and hitting record numbers of hits. So that’s fantastic.

Back to this week’s Tough Enough which opened with Jeremiah and Luke being pretty certain that they’re in the top 2. Jeremiah reckons that he and Luke will be in the final so it doesn’t matter who comes back. Returning to the gang was Andy, who was really fired up. I cannot stand Andy, I think he’s rude and a little bit psycho. He doesn’t need to be so uptight and he is not a star.

Anyhoo, it was time for training and the gang were told that this week there would be no theme. This upsets me greatly as the amazing themes are what I looked forward to. I was kind of hoping one of the themes would be “showering together” but alas, USA Network and WWE didn’t reply to my 50 emails. The training seemed to have been going well with the three contestants going through the motions but things took a strange turn when they had to go up and over. Andy completely messed up and almost knocked Luke out.

After training the gang headed over to Smashbox Studios which any fans of The Hills will remember as the place Audrina worked at. There to greet them was The Miz who looks fantastic clothes as well as undressed. I have to admit, I’ve had to re-watch this section due to major Miz swoonage. The 3 guys were glammed up and tasked with successfully being able to have a photograph taken. For Luke, he was in his element and he got to try out his rapiest faces.

For Andy, however, it looked like he was constipated. It was hilarious and unnerving viewing. It was clear The Miz felt Andy was just a ‘nice’ guy and Andy made the entire thing awkward. He eventually got into it though, despite looking completely fucking mental.

 

Then it was Jeremiah’s turn, Jeremiah looked pretty good until he decided that he’d try taking his teeth out. Miz lost his shit and felt it was hilarious. I adore the fact Miz couldn’t believe someone wouldn’t want teeth. I also love the fact Jeremiah decided to do it.

The gang went from glam to slam as they headed back to training. Andy was advised by Trish to stand more upright and suddenly, he acted like a superstar. Andy does have potential in the ring but I feel that the WWE doesn’t  need any more “giants” because they never know what to do with them. It wasn’t just a great session for Andy but also for Luke who hit an amazing drop kick which caused Bill DeMott to go into meltdown.

Jeremiah, however, doesn’t do so well as his speed catches up to him. Jeremiah is the least experienced in the competition and it began to show. However, sometimes lack of experience isn’t a bad thing in both wrestling and sex because it means you can adapt more. If Jeremiah ever wants to try out some new manoeuvres on me, I’m available. Jeremiah goes on to explain that he needs to buck his idea up and there’s no room for “errrRrrr”. I didn’t know what he said at first until I realised he was saying error. It was like the Rural Juror bit in 30 Rock.

Overall, a fantastic session and the gang are sent away happy.

The next day they visit a Children’s Hospital. I’m not going to recap it. It was sweet and emotional and I think it just goes to show the fantastic work the WWE do with hospitals and it really put a smile on the kids’ faces. Something so small as an hour or two really made a lifetime’s difference.

Then it was skills challenge time and the boys had to do a comprehensive list of basic moves they’d learnt throughout the week. All three impressed and the trainers each discussed the merits of each contestant. One of the moves on the list was to hit an elbow drop on the bag three times, one from the top rope. Each did it to perfection, except Jeremiah who dropped the bag in the wrong direction. But then, from the top rope, he hit a crazy corkscrew manoeuvre.

The trainers seemed impressed and perhaps Jeremiah would be able to turn it around but then, during the next set, Jeremiah had a collision with Luke and it seemed very much that his ‘greeness’ was really showing. I like Jeremiah and I think it’s a shame he wasn’t given the benefit of the doubt. Ability doesn’t always mean talent. Jeremiah has talent.

Then it was final three time as Stone Cold had to choose the final two. Andy decided to act Mr Aggressive again. This annoyed me. Andy only seems to ever ‘bring it’ when he’s close to elimination and, during elimination, he is rude. He told Stone Cold he was ‘full of it’ and said Luke had no potential. Luke was graceful to admit that Andy had skill but was “charismatically stale”. I completely agreed. Stone Cold really wound each contestant up and even questioned Luke’s confidence. He said Luke was ‘twitchy’ which, until now, I didn’t really see.

Eventually the sword fell on Jeremiah who lost out very narrowly. I think this is the wrong decision and I now hope Luke wins because Andy, for me, is simply not a star. He’s a disa-star.

Stone Cold congratulated the group with a big beer drinking session. I see Andy has changed his mind on the drinking thing. “Not a drop”, eh?

Until next week,

XO-WB

Andy Tapped

Tough Enough last week was a little less emotional than the previous episode and was lacking in content. The show finishes soon and hasn’t receiving the ratings that USA had hoped. I feel it’s a shame because I have really enjoyed it but it’s clear they’re running out of fresh ideas to fill up the hour.

First of all was Christina’s return. Now, I revealed on my last recap that she was seen in the previews and therefore would be fine. I was correct and Christina returned and, to Trish’s delight, announced that it was simply just a sprain. As much as I dislike Christina, there’s no denying that injuries like that can ruin careers and lives so I’m happy she’s OK.

Then we hit daily training where Stole Cold turned up to reveal that the life lesson for the week would be charisma. Charisma, he says, is not something to be taught. And he’s right. But, the training goes pretty well despite some minor mishaps. AJ continues to be unimpressive with his in-ring recklessness and ends up getting caught in a double drop toe hold. Bill is clearly pissed off. Oh, Toby Flenderson of Tough Enough, why you gotta be so dumb?

After the daily training, the gang hit the streets where they’re met by a Starline tour bus. On top of the bus is Bill and “star” of USA’s Psych James Roday who is quite clearly a major douche. And I mean major. The guy’s ego is bigger than the bicep of Bill that he rudely grabs.

The gang are tasked with heading up tours of the Walk Of Fame. This was a total disaster with AJ being a bore (surprise), Christina was extremely annoying (and on your left you’ll see like, buildings and OMG it’s a McDonalds tee hee), Andy didn’t bother looking  at anyone (more like shy-lent rage) and Luke decided he’d spend the trip ripping on Bill. He demanded that everyone on the bus say “hey-ohh” everytime he hit Bill with a zinger. Nobody did. It was stupid. The only person who was great at it was Jeremiah who really impressed. His lack of knowledge didn’t matter because he bought the funny “on your left is the YMCA, it’s the oldest building in Hollywood dating all the way back to the Village People”. Jeremiah to host the Golden Globes? Anyone?

James Rodouche and Bill decide that Jeremiah is the deserving winner.

On their return to training, the constants are met with The Rock who has a major sweating problem. I mean, I sweat like crazy but The Rock is like a water gun. All the guys get to fight The Rock and Christina is pissed off because she can’t. I think this is karma for her being so mean to the other female constants.

Luke gets really excited and his gayness becomes evident and he grins and declares “ohhh my god The Rock is the total package”. I reckon Luke ran straight back to his bedroom  and drew L ❤ R all over his journal.

The Rock decides to stay for the skills challenge which will see each contestant cut a promo against Bill. Jeremiah is first up and he cuts a good promo but is clearly thinking too hard about it. He’s followed by Luke who brings the creepy. Luke goes down the R Truth route by talking nonsense in which he describes Bill as a Lion and himself a Wolf. Apparently, Wolves beat Lions now.  Christina’s promo is 50 shades of awful as she timidly tells Bill she’s gonna kick his butt. The girl is like a walking advert for marijuana. Following her is Andy who gets all Silent Rage on Bill with the emphasis on silent. There’s something about Andy that isn’t quite right… he’s the kinda of guy that would go into a school and shoot everyone.

Last to go up against Bill was AJ who everyone expected to be a bore but, surprisingly, he is a star. I really enjoyed his promo but it doesn’t make up for the other bajillion times he’s fucked up and nearly killed someone.

The Rock decides to reveal the results via promo and it’s actually pretty cool with AJ winning the skills challenge.

From fun to serious, the trainers all decide who should go. The bottom three is announced.

The bottom three this week was a mixture of boring and crazy. Stone Cold really went for Andy who reacted by screaming and crying. The guy is not emotionally right and I think the WWE folks should get him some mental help. Stone Cold continues to wind Andy up by singing “silent rage” to him in the tune of Silent Night. It was, quite simply, hilarious. Stone Cold continued to mock him by declaring that “I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin and you’re not”. I literally almost died.

After a long and boring deliberation, Stone Cold decides 2 people will go. He makes Andy sell out Christina and Christina is the first to get the chop.

Then he gets AJ.

It was pretty boring Tough Enough but the next instalment should see things hotting up. Let’s hope Andy can cope with the pressure. I get a very eerie feeling about him.

Injur-really Sad

It was an emotional Tough Enough this week with injuries galore. I’ve often claimed my role as person most willing to rub better the ailments of some of the Superstars and it’s a shame I didn’t make myself known during this week’s edition of Tough Enough.

Anyway, it started as usual with the people who were saved from elimination returning home. Only, this time, it was just AJ. This fact thrills Christina who looks like she’s won the lottery or something. She shoots to the camera about being the only girl left and that was her main aim. That mentality is worrying because she should’ve been supporting her fellow-Divas. But, she’s worked hard to gain her place in the competition. What’s that..? She’s related to who?! Ohhhhh.

Trish decided that Christina needs some yoghurt. I agree, girl is too skinny. Wait, no, Yoga. My bad. Trish says that Yoga helped her when she had a herniated disc. As a guy who never exercises, I never see the calming appeal of contorting your body. Christina gets emotional during the downward facing dog, a move I think Yoga stole from the homos. Christina moans to Trish about having to be tough all the time. Ermmm it’s call Tough Enough, stupid.

Training time, and the gang are given the theme of the week which is creativity. It’s an interesting topic because it’s not something people really think of when they think of the Superstars. We think of WWE Creative sure but we don’t realise the effort they go to, to put the flair into their performance. What is clear, however, is that very few of the contestants are creative. I’d say Luke was most creative because he’s pretended not to be gay for so long. Ohhh woopsie.

The big task for the day was to show more creativity in their moves. After failing miserably at jazzing up a fireman’s lift, the trainers decide they want to try and get creative when it comes to throwing someone out of the ring. This goes exactly like you’d think. Everyone tries their best to make it seem creative but we end up with a clusterfuck which results in Andy getting over excited.

Andy is the most intriguing guy in the competition because he’s like a stepford Superstar. He doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t smile… he just gets angry and glum. He gets wayyyyy into the contest and, after punching Luke squarely in the nose, he throws him over the ropes which such force Luke nearly ends up on his head. Luckily for Luke, he has enough grease in his air to avoid head injury and he just slid right onto his back.

After Bill declares the day to be a bust, Andy has a phone call with his family. An emotional, intimate and deeply private phone call… is what it should’ve been. Instead it was an awkward “this is on camera, right?” chat. Basically, it was filler.

Every week a hard working Superstar turns up to fill the gang with knowledge and inspiration. They show the upmost in professionalism and shine as mentors. This week, it’s the turn of the Divas. But wait, instead of being treated like equals they instead turn up with champagne in short dresses to take everyone out to party. A glaring statement on the state of the division if there ever was one.

Predictably, the boys act as if though they’ve never been around girls before and the Bellas revel in seeing some hot booty. I wish we got to see some. We did get to see the guys in towels though which was just as nice I guess.

After suiting up, literally, the gang head out to a restaurant where the Divas surprise everyone by being the most inspirational guests of the entire season. They sit and listen to the gang and give fantastic advice. The sound you hear is my jaw hitting the floor. It was nice to see but then things took a turn for the stupid when the Bellas, upon request, slapped Jeremiah and Luke repeatedly in the face. The two laugh moronically like Bevis and Butthead.

The next day, the gang head to THQ HQ where WWE decided it was a perfect opportunity to plug the new WWE video game. It does look fun. The contestants are tasked with creating their own characters. It’s a pretty hilarious segment as they go head-to-head. Luke’s character, which looks remarkably like him, is declared the best by the THQ boss person. Luke’s head swells like the thighs on his character.

After playing games, the contestants head to a late night training session. There they run through drills and try to add their new-found creativity. It actually works well with everyone taking on a character. Except AJ who is the Toby Flenderson of Tough Enough (for those who don’t get the reference, I urge you to check out The Office US). AJ makes a few mistakes and is told to go sit outside.

Bill then decides they should start again with a new sequence of body slamming and pinning. Things get started but, as he’s exiting the ring, Martin goes down. It’s hard to make this seem funny so I’m not going to try. Martin’s ankle popped and he’s clearly in pain and begs to get back in the ring. The medic eventually convinces him to go get an X Ray and a tearful Martin exits.

The next day, Martin returns to reveal that he has a fractured ankle. It’s actually heartbreaking and I cried. I say that I cried, I’m an ice queen so I hired somebody to cry for me. Stone Cold took Martin into his office where he said that this stuff happens and he shouldn’t give up. He then says that, usually, he takes people’s belts from them but he will allow Martin to hang his own belt up. It’s a beautiful moment.

But, life goes on and the gang go back to training. They’re told that they must perform one move off the top rope. After last week’s elbow-drop debacle I was concerned but then I realised Eric wasn’t around anymore so I relaxed a little. First up was Christina and AJ and the two have at it. AJ aka Toby is boring as always and Christina takes charge. She heads to the top rope to perform what looked like it was going to be a cross body. Only problem is, AJ got too close so it had to turn into an Axe Handle. Christina fell funny on her foot and went down, hurting her ankle.

Again, this isn’t funny and nobody can see this and smile. Not even Luke who looks concerned despite making several remarks to camera about injuries being great for getting rid of the competition. I don’t like Luke anymore. He’s an asshole. A sexy, homolicious asshole. I am also now prepared for the google hits to this blog being ‘luke tough enough sexy asshole’. You’re pervs.

Christina is shipped off to the hospital and Stone Cold cancels training. Everyone is pissed at AJ but will Christina recover?

Next week we find out but I can reveal she does. During the promo for the next episode, her hair is visible.

I hope I’m wrong!

XO – WB

Ericdiculous

This week’s Tough Enough was certainly interesting but, as the weeks go on, it’s clear that some people should’ve been eliminated long before now. Anyway, last week Randy Orton-on-a-budget Luke survived elimination in what he decided was just a test from the trainers. He reckons that he’s just had the fire lit underneath him. I reckon he’s had hotter things underneath him but that’s a different conversation.

Christina also returned and Ivelissa aka Pointy-Face was not happy. This annoys me. If these girls were smart they’d team up throughout the competition, work together, have naked pillow fights… OK maybe not that but they got too deep into competition too early. They should’ve worked together to keep themselves in further down the line. It was bitch central and Christina stated the obvious.

We got a more in-depth glimpse into the daily routine training at Casa Del Pain and it was clear that even the warm ups were hard. They were all clearly tired especially Eric. I literally cannot say that guy’s name without sighing deeply. He’s a big steamy mess. I swear to God, I’m not physically fit but the guy looks like he’d sweat putting his t-shirt* on in the morning (*available at WWEShop.com). Bill says he’s gonna really separate the top from the bottom and makes a loose blood clot analogy. Oh bill, you and your analogies.

Jeremiah or, as Luke probably calls him, Jer-Bear teamed up with his bosom buddy to take part in a little one on one body slamming practice. Luke decided this would be a great time to check out Jer-Bear’s huge organ. Sadly for him, the organ he was checking out was the guy’s intestines because he was slamming so hard Jer-Bear ended up coughing up blood. I think this is lunacy, Bill thinks this is dedication.

After Jer-Bear finishes spitting up, Stone Cold comes in and announces the theme for the week would be focus. The first task was for the guys to go up top and deliver and elbow drop. A simple move to your average WWE watcher but it’s clear that it’s all about focus, balance and conquering your fears. They each do pretty well but the usual no-goes crop up again. Pointy-Face fails to even body slam her bag and Eric well… Eric is Eric. Ivelisse becomes the bigger issue though when she begins limping around. It’s clear that she’s in lots of pain but it’s also clear she’s playing on it. Booker says that injuries are common and that the contestants should put up or shut up. I’m sure the wellness policy peeps were thrilled.

After the first bout of training, Ivelisse calls Bill and Booker into a meeting. She’s clearly frustrated in her injury and the guys tell her straight. They both advise she thinks very clearly about how far she wants to go in the competition because she needs to get over the injury to continue. Pointy-Face says he refuses to quit. Then Bill goes all cute and shuffles her hair. If he touched my hair I’d probably scream but I’m guess I’m just more Diva.

We then say hello to John Morrison or as I like to call him, J-Douche. I just don’t like the guy. Personal issues aside, Jo-Mo introduces the gang to the rope course they’re going to be doing. It looks quite difficult and the usual contenders make it through no problem. Then we get Pointy-Face who is saved by Jo-Mo. Then it’s Eric’s turn.

Eric is a complete and utter dick. He makes me cringe. Here is a summary of Eric’s time on the rope course.

I mean, seriously?!

The gang head back to Casa Del Pain where they are given their final focus challenge. They must all go to the top-rope, squat and then remain there. The first two to fall are eliminated. The two that survive go through to the final round. Everyone seems to do a good job and, to everyone’s surprise, Martin doesn’t win a challenge. AJ is the next shock.

AJ is extremely boring hence they give him the nickname Tumbleweed. AJ is the kinda guy who could fuck you from behind without you even noticing. He’s like LOST Season 3. Dull, confusing and just doesn’t seem to be going anywhere.

The final round consisted of a similar task but, this time, Andy and Eric had to run the ropes. The final two were Luke and Jer-Bear. Luke waxes lyrical about he and his Southern lover are the best in the competition and how they’re gonna be top dog. Jer-Bear betrays On-Sale Orton by saying that he will be the only top dog. I’m sure Luke will watch that back and cry into his Hello Kitty blanket.

The two went head to head in a challenge where they had to bodyslam the bag and the hit an elbow drop. Jer-Bear doesn’t impress by talking too slow and not hitting the elbow drop properly. Luke does a perfect job and finally wins a challenge.

Then it’s bottom three time.

I’m not surprised by these people being in the bottom 3. And it’s actually a shame all 3 couldn’t go.

Stone Cold gave them all chance to shine and Eric was out-of-breath just trying to explain himself. Ivelisse, defeated, said that she’ll do anything to be in the WWE. Stone Cold tells her that her body has given up on her and it was time to go.

However, that wasn’t to be the only elimination. Stone Cold decided that someone else should go too. AJ explains why he should stay but I fell asleep listening. The guy is so boring. Stone Cold tells him watching AJ wrestle is like watching grass grow.

Then he turns to Eric who is sweating heavy from the mammoth task of standing still. And well, this happens.

I am so glad that he’s finally gone.

Next week, things get tougher and injuries start to strike.

I’d like to take this opportunity to announce that if Martin or Luke ever need anyone to rub their aching muscles… I’d be happy to.

XO – WB.

All The Small Things

This week’s Tough Enough is all about team work. This is something I’m extremely good at especially when it comes to threesomes. The gang are all given a rude wake up call by Trish giving everyone the horn.

Not like that, rude. The gang are all dressed up in Army gear which can mean only one thing: PAINTBALL! Wait, what? An obstacle course?
Lame. The gang are given an extremely difficult course to take which would really put them to the limits. It’s clear from the off who the weak ones are with resident fail Eric falling over far too often.

Ivelisse aka Pointy-Face is also a major let down and doesn’t manage to even finish the course herself and is, instead, helped by gallant Martin. Oh Martin, you’re so pretty and gallant and kind. You can help me with my sack anytime.

Christina, however, doesn’t like the fact that Ivelisse didn’t finish and says she has a bad attitude. I’m thinking Christina probably isn’t a very nice person and the only bitch around here is the Wrestlebitch. This, my friends, means war.

After the obstacle course, the gang are visited by Rey Mysterio in training who talks about overcoming his obstacles in life. Hey, I thought this week was about Team Work? STICK TO THE THEME, FOOLS. Rey moans on about being small and crying and stuff and everyone seems uplifted. It’s like a WWE version of The Brady Bunch. After Mysterio leaves in his product-placed Chuck Palumbo biking gear, the gang get given their task. They must body slam a 70 pound bag 10 times.

Martin is first up and goes at it with gusto and Stone Cold praises him via a talking head. Looks like we’ve got a case of teacher’s pet on our hands. Ryan enters the ring to give it a go and is immediately sent out after tripping on his way in. Oh, Ryan… you don’t help yourself. Ivelisse struggles once more telling us that she has “nothing left” when trying to body slam the bag. Bill decides to be encouraging saying the bag is 70 pounds and most WWE Divas weigh more than that. Although, looking at some of them, I’d heavily disagree.

Next is the big story of the show, the guys run through a sequence and Ivelisse and Christina face off. Things go wrong though when Christina botches a leap frog jump and lands hard of Ivelisse.

Ivelisse damages her hamstring and it looks pretty painful. Edge/Sasquatch Andy isn’t as sympathetic saying that this stuff happens and WWE isn’t ballet. Ugh, what a jerk. After things have calmed down, Trish goes to visit the girls and tells them they’re looking like the weaker sex. I must say, I agree. I was hoping Tough Enough would really bring some fresh and interesting Diva talent but we’re not left with much.

The life lesson of the day is Team Work and the gang are taken to a Basketball court. There, they bump into some dude who’s famous for Basketball but I’ve never heard of him so who cares? Then they are introduced to their opponents.

The big reveal of this was messed up by last week’s previous and it was obvious that they would be dwarves. So, in order to show these guys respect and give them some dignity, the gang reacted professionally to them.

Oh. Cut to a hilarious Basketball game where the dwarves run rings around the contestants and win the match. It’s clear they’re not acting as a team. Back at the compound, Booker T has a few words with the group about how they need to improve on team work. All the way through this Ryan aka Skidmarks is rolling his eyes. Let’s just say, he regrets it.

The big skills challenge is called 3’s a crowd and the gang are split off into 3 groups. Martin, as always, shines like the star he is and does really well. Others don’t do as well and in particular, Luke who appears to have lost his mojo. Fans of Wrestlebitch have seen first hand that Luke is a good wrestler but perhaps he’s more comfortable in his underwear whilst a fat hairy guy rides him. I’d also like to point out that I’m available.

Ryan surprises everyone by being good and gets put through to the final rounds. He gets overexcited, however, and starts hamming it up. He looks like someone has tried to probe him using a cattle prod. The eventual winner is Martin again much to the annoyance of Luke. Luke tells the camera that it’s unfair that he’s judged on a scale. He reckons he’s been at a 98% performance rate when usually it’s 100% but 98% is still awesome. Awww, pretty boy try to do maths. Cute.

The bottom three are picked and none of them are happy to be there.

After chatting to the group, it’s clear Stone Cold does not like Luke at all. He asks Luke if he’s happy with himself after Christina accuses him of not being confident enough. Luke answers that he loves himself because you have to “love yourself before others”. Luke thinks this is funny. Stone Cold clearly disapproves.

Continuing the trend on hating Luke, Stone Cold asks him if he’s arrogant or just an asshole. He then calls him a dipshit. It’s clear that this annoys Luke as he hasn’t been rode this hard since he got the job at BG East.

Stone Cold then turns his attention to Ryan. Ryan says he’s been giving his best all day everyday and Stone Cold points out that if he’s been giving his best and still ends up in the Bottom 3 then he isn’t good enough. He then tells Ryan he struck out.

Another solid week for Tough Enough and it’s clear that a few of them are starting to unravel. Check back soon to see how the gang are progressing.

XO – WB