Money In The Wank Bank #2

Hey all.

I’ve been off doing things with my personal life.

I know, HOW COULD I?!

Anyways, here’s a Money In The Bank gallery.

Enjoy.

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I Wouldn’t Bank On My Predictions

So tonight is my favourite PPV of the year; Money In The Bank. Sadly, I’m an adult with work and I live in the UK so I’ve got to wait all day tomorrow before I can find out the results. However, as always, I’m going to predict what I think will happen.

These results only exist in my fantasies and I am never right.

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WWE Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. The Usos (Kickoff Match)

I think this one is an easy one to guess. It’d be a cold day in hell when The Usos become WWE Tag Champs over The Shield. The Shield were dominating but now, not so much. However, they’ve had big storylines over the coming months.

I wouldn’t be surprised to experience The Wyatt Family getting involved.

Winners: The Shield (Rollins & Reigns)

Chris Jericho v Ryback

I completely forgot this was happening. I can’t see this being a bad match though. It’s just a match without any great risk. I also have a feeling it’ll be Jericho’s last for a while. He tends to be given bigger matches before he disappears.

My prediction is that Vickie Guerrero will get involved, spurring Ryback to do more and more damage. Jericho will be destroyed and then will disappear with Fozzy for a few months again.

Winner: Ryback

WWE Divas Champion AJ Lee v Kaitlyn

I am so, so, so looking forward to this. There hasn’t been this much of a build up to a Divas match since Layla v Michelle McCool. This is obviously going to be a very raw, emotional and aggressive match. Kaitlyn has everything to fight for and a loss here could see her really lose it.

Which is why I think she’ll lose.

I predict a heel turn for Kaitlyn. I think that Kaitlyn will go crazy and attack Layla who will come to her aide after her loss.

Winner: AJ Lee

Intercontinental Champion Curtis Axel v The Miz

I am quite looking forward to this match. I think The Miz and Axel have a lot to offer. I think it’s a damn shame they haven’t built Axel up enough but, as you’ll read later, I think he’ll play a bigger part later.

I think that The Miz will regain the championship. It means a lot to Axel but The Miz hasn’t really done much recently and I think this match will see WWE try and get him on track again.

Winner: The Miz

Money In The Bank Match (World Heavyweight Championship)

What I like about this, is that it means that someone who hasn’t always had a great push will get one. I think it’s going to create a great opportunity for a title run for a lucky superstar. Who will that superstar be?

There’s a lot of potential storylines here. If Antonio Cessaro won then there would be an obvious jealousy from Jack Swagger. Dean Ambrose is already a title holder and a win here would put The Shield in even greater control. It would also make internet fans go wild. Fandango winning would be a surprise. Wade Barrett has recently been on great form but hasn’t seen a lot of TV action since losing in the triple threat last month. Damien Sandow would also be an interesting choice.

I, however, am going to go with Cody Rhodes. Damien and Cody have been ‘best buddies’ and are constantly being questioned about how one of them winning over the other might affect them. I think it was very strange how quickly Team Rhodes Scholars reunited after breaking up and I believe it may have been for this. I think Cody will somehow cheat Damien out of the briefcase. The two will feud as a placeholder between Money In The Bank and Cody cashing in.

Winner: Cody Rhodes

Money In The Bank All-Stars Match (WWE Title)

Can I just say how patronising it is to call this all-stars? It makes the other match seem like it is for amateurs. However, there’s a lot in play in this match. You’ve got a returning RVD and also there’s only 6 men since The Wyatt Family took out Kane. I do think, however, that they will replace Kane.

In my opinion, I think that Triple H will be put in the match by Vince. Stephanie doesn’t want him to wrestle anymore and Vince will likely goad Triple H into it. The McMahon feud is obviously leading to something big and I think that we’re going to see the beginning of one last big run for Triple H.

I also think that Paul Heyman , Curtis Axel and Brock Lesnar will play a part in this. I think CM Punk will be screwed out of winning. Punk will the feud with Axel whilst eventually having a match against Lesnar at Summerslam.

RVD I think won’t win this. I would be very surprised. Same goes for Randy and Christian.

Sheamus is a big possibility since the WWE has such a big hard-on over him.

Daniel Bryan would be a very interesting choice. He’s spent a long time trying to prove he isn’t the weak link and securing the briefcase would mean he’d cement that. He’d also be a two-time winner of the briefcase.

I am going to be controversial and say that Triple H wins this. Steph won’t be happy and it’ll be something for Vince to use to get him to compete. It’ll generate great anger from the WWE Universe which will certainly get people talking… especially if he cashes in.

Winner: Triple H

World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler

I cannot wait for this match. This has been a fantastic feud and I think this will be a fantastic match. The last match these two had was absolutely brutal and I think the WWE have been smart to give Dolph a few weeks rest from constant in-ring competition.

I am really hoping that Dolph Ziggler is going to get his belt back. I prefer Dolph over Alberto but I have to give Del Rio his due… he’s played his role brilliantly.

In terms of a cash in… well, it’d be interesting. If I’m correct about Cody winning and he cashes in against Dolph then that’d be great.

It’d also be interesting for somebody to cash in against Del Rio if he were to retain.

Dolph goes crazy, beats on Del Rio, MITB winner comes out and takes the title from Del Rio just like Dolph did.

But I’m going with my heart.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

WWE Champion John Cena vs. Mark Henry

This is another match I can’t wait for and boy it’s going to be good. Mark Henry’s fake retirement speech was fantastic but the retirement rumours still haven’t gone away and Henry did admit this was his last big shot.

So I think that Henry will be victorious and will go on the books as being a WWE Champion. I then think Triple H will cash in on a exhausted Mark Henry.

I imagine we’ll have Cena and Henry have a great fight. Maybe even the best of Henry’s career. Henry will be battered and broken but he’ll be champion. Cena shakes his hand and Henry looks down at his title in disbelief. Then we see backstage, Triple H storming to the ring. Stephanie begging him not to do this, Mark Henry is dangerous and Vince tells him he doesn’t have the balls to be champion. Triple H’s music hits, he runs out, he gets his ass kicked a little but hits the pedigree to become champion.

Then, Vince comes out and says that Triple H will have a title match the next night. A cage match (or something as heavy) against RVD.

Winner: Mark Henry
Actual Winner: Triple H

So, they’re my predictions.

What are yours?

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Raw In Jokes

This week’s Raw definitely gave us awkward drama.

Which makes it perfect joke fodder.

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– Vickie Guerrero was fired after a popular vote. If WWE staff were fired based on fans’ opinions, there’d be no Triple H.

– Vickie Guerrero may be teaming up with Ryback. Vickie has long been a fan of Ryback and is always heard yelling ‘Feed Me More’.

– Fandango was knocked out by Wade Barrett after all his Money In The Bank participants surrounded him. I’ll be honest, if I was surrounded by those guys, I’d probably drop to my knees too

– The Wyatt Family officially debuted. Creepy rednecks with no self control. Who’s their manager? Paula Deen?

– Dolph Ziggler once again attacked Alberto Del Rio. Being jumped from behind by Dolph Ziggler, hmm, where do I sign up?

Curtis’ Ass-l

Hey all!

So it’s Sunday.

That means… GALLERY.

Enjoy.

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