Raw Emotion

With my return I’ve decided to forego my usual lengthy Raw review and instead ask some questions that I thought of throughout Raw.

1. Why are people letting Sting wear his hair like that?
   

   Your Nan also has this same cut

2. Why does Stephanie’s evil face sometimes look like she’s mid-sneeze?
3. Why does Booker T think constantly reminding us he’s hosting a show for 2 hours is a reason to tune in?
4. How can Cody aka Stardust pull off latex so convincingly?
   

   Day-ummmmm

5. Why does Roman Reigns go from looking super hot to looking gross?
6. Who do I have to pay to have my face permanently wedged between The Miz’s thighs?
7. Who the fuck is Bill Simmons?
8. Why have I suddenly started to like Randy Orton again?
9. Why do The Bellas get so much shit? They’re awesome.
10. Snoop Dogg… really?
    

    Snoope, dogg

11. Tyson Kidd, am I right?
12. Does anyone actually care about Cena v Rusev?
13. Isn’t it a bit daft that The Undertaker hasn’t turned up at all prior to a Wrestlemania match?
14. Was I the only one who thought that Kevin Nash was already in the Hall of Fame?
15. Dolph Ziggler’s ass, will it ever quit?
16. Is Brock Lesnar Albino or just aesthetically unfortunate?
    

    Here comes the pale