A Musical Preview

I often try to come up with new and interesting ways to provide content to, you, my loyal readers. I’ve done everything from podcasts, to recaps, to galleries, to live tweeting. I’ve even wrote poetry for your delights.

But today I take things in a new direction… musical.

Enjoy the first and most likely the last MUSICAL preview of tonight’s Raw.

I’m not a professional singer. I’m just a blogger, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him.

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Lyrics:

You’ve got your Triple H
He ended the show with fear on his face
Seems that hit at Extreme Rules
Knocked a little more than sense into that fool
Don’t forget Ryback too
He demanded an ambulance match at the Payback Pay Per View
Then we had a big debut
Curtis Axel coming at you, what you gonna do

It’s Raw
Raw
Yeah it’s Raw
It’s been a crazy week but tonight it’s on
What will happen after last week?
Will Triple H make it back on his feet?
As for Randy Orton, well
It seems like the voices are coming straight from hell
Let’s not forget the awesome Shield
Adding titles to their justice axe they weild
There’s only one way to find out though
Tune in to tonight’s show

It’s Raw
Raw
It’s Raw, It’s Raw
Now I’m justing singing the word Raw
So be sure to come back again
For some recaps and some half naked men
Because the best place for that to be seen
Is right here at
THE WWE B.

Raw In Jokes

This week’s Raw ended in drama when Triple H had to be assisted out of the stadium. A much rumoured concussion storyline is set to begin which stems from WWE’s recent donation to concussion research as well as Dolph Ziggler’s recent concussion.

Now, we here at The WWE B would like to make our contribution to the resear—oh wait. No. IT’S RAW IN JOKES.

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– Ryback has challenged John Cena to a match at Payback. Ryback. Payback. WWE’s got more back than a Funkadactyl

– Fandango abandoned his dance partner Summer Rae at ringside. Judging from the skimpy outfits and exotic dance moves, the last man to abandon her was probably her father

– Paul Heyman revealed Curtis Axel as his latest “Paul Heyman Guy”. Many fans were annoyed because they believed RVD was going to be revealed as Heyman’s new recruit. “It’s disgusting, who builds up a new guy with lots of potential rather than an older guy nobody really cares about anymore?” said an angry TNA fan.

–  Team Hell No are on the rocks after losing their championships at Extreme Rules. Daniel Bryan told Kane that he is NOT the weak link in the team adding “AND YOU ALWAYS LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP”

– AJ Lee continued to dominate, showing off her new Black Widow finisher. She was later criticised by The Bella Twins for not pouting enough

The show ended with Triple H collapsing after continuing to wrestle despite medical advice to contrary. So, here’s a punch of jokes about it

– Triple H ignored medical advice and continued to wrestle making it the first time he’s ever buried science

– Triple H collapsed after a bad knock to his head. He’s not had this much of a headache since the time his head got stuck up Shawn Michaels’ ass

– Triple H is said to be suffering severe headache. Something he’s dealt with since getting married

– Triple H appeared dazed and confused as Raw went off the air. The last time that happened, he’d just gone down on Chyna

Introducing Curt-ass Axel

Hello all!

It’s been far too long.

Yes, a month long hiatus. This was NOT planned at all but I’ve recently moved into a new apartment and life just got into that way. I hate when that happens, don’t you?

So, we’ve going to kick back off with my Raw Gallery.

Introducing new superstar Curtis Axel (aka Michael McGillicutty). Now, there’s no secret that I love Axel’s ass. And he even knows he’s well proportioned in that area…

So expect to see more of him.

Meanwhile,

Enjoy!

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