Raw Emotion

With my return I’ve decided to forego my usual lengthy Raw review and instead ask some questions that I thought of throughout Raw.

1. Why are people letting Sting wear his hair like that?
   

   Your Nan also has this same cut

2. Why does Stephanie’s evil face sometimes look like she’s mid-sneeze?
3. Why does Booker T think constantly reminding us he’s hosting a show for 2 hours is a reason to tune in?
4. How can Cody aka Stardust pull off latex so convincingly?
   

   Day-ummmmm

5. Why does Roman Reigns go from looking super hot to looking gross?
6. Who do I have to pay to have my face permanently wedged between The Miz’s thighs?
7. Who the fuck is Bill Simmons?
8. Why have I suddenly started to like Randy Orton again?
9. Why do The Bellas get so much shit? They’re awesome.
10. Snoop Dogg… really?
    

    Snoope, dogg

11. Tyson Kidd, am I right?
12. Does anyone actually care about Cena v Rusev?
13. Isn’t it a bit daft that The Undertaker hasn’t turned up at all prior to a Wrestlemania match?
14. Was I the only one who thought that Kevin Nash was already in the Hall of Fame?
15. Dolph Ziggler’s ass, will it ever quit?
16. Is Brock Lesnar Albino or just aesthetically unfortunate?
    

    Here comes the pale

The Miz-ery Is Over

I’m back, bitches!

That’s right, as we head towards Wrestlemania I decided to make a big return.

And with every return needs something fresh. So how about some HOT caps from Raw? Enjoy after the jump.

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Raw In Jokes

This week’s Raw definitely gave us awkward drama.

Which makes it perfect joke fodder.

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– Vickie Guerrero was fired after a popular vote. If WWE staff were fired based on fans’ opinions, there’d be no Triple H.

– Vickie Guerrero may be teaming up with Ryback. Vickie has long been a fan of Ryback and is always heard yelling ‘Feed Me More’.

– Fandango was knocked out by Wade Barrett after all his Money In The Bank participants surrounded him. I’ll be honest, if I was surrounded by those guys, I’d probably drop to my knees too

– The Wyatt Family officially debuted. Creepy rednecks with no self control. Who’s their manager? Paula Deen?

– Dolph Ziggler once again attacked Alberto Del Rio. Being jumped from behind by Dolph Ziggler, hmm, where do I sign up?

Curtis’ Ass-l

Hey all!

So it’s Sunday.

That means… GALLERY.

Enjoy.

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Raw In Jokes

Whilst Raw this week wasn’t as epic as last week, it certainly had its moments.

It’s enough to make fun of.

It’s Raw In Jokes.

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– The Rock was revealed as the face of the WWE 2K14 game. The game will likely work well for 3 months and then suddenly decide to stop working

– AJ Lee donned a muscular suit to pretend to be Kaitlyn whilst the WWE creative team were pretending they care about the Divas division

– Stephanie McMahon announced the Money In The Bank contenders for the WWE title which included a returning RVD. Nice to see the WWE using the PPV to introduce new blood

– More promos for The Wyatt Family appeared on Raw. Crazy rednecks hell bent on causing trouble? It’s like they’re WWE’s answer to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

– Daniel Bryan made Randy Orton tap in a Street Fight. Last time Orton gave up that easily, the Army had to re-recruit

Randy Orton With Hard Wood Pressed Against His Face

Hey all!

It’s a Sunday and what good is a Sunday without my gallery?

Admittedly, not the best quality but hey, you win some, you lose some.

Enjoy.

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Raw In Jokes

This week’s Raw was no doubt the best since the Raw after Wrestlemania. It’s been a strange few weeks and it seemed WWE was heading into a more boring direction but this week it was back on par.

So, you’d think I wouldn’t be able to poke fun at such a show.

You’d be wrong.

It’s Raw In Jokes.

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• Vickie Guerrero was being forced to pick which McMahon(-Helmsley) she wants to listen to. Do you know who has no problem in not picking a McMahon? The voters of Connecticut
• Mark Henry faked an emotional retirement speech and then beat down John Cena. Just goes to show that all chocolate is bad for you, even sexual chocolate
• Team Hell No officially broke up, giving a sigh of relief to all those who were worried this would become a will-they-won’t-they storyline
• Triple H this week mocked 3MB by sarcastically saying they were a “great choice” for Raw. A bunch of cocky idiots going around acting as if they own the place? Yeah, it’ll never work
• Brock Lesnar returned to Raw and hit the F5 on CM Punk. Thus proving that, although good things do come to an end, bad things just come back 3 months later

Raw In Jokes

Hey all.

It’s Sunday. It’s a Raw Recap.

It’s Raw In Jokes.

• Stephanie McMahon returned to Raw and banned Triple H from wrestling. She also called the crowd selfish for trying to make him, adding that she knows everyone loves to see him wrestle. She’s obviously not seen the PPV Buyrate.

• Daniel Bryan continued to unravel, fearing he may be a weak link in WWE. Zack Ryder is said to be furious at him for stealing his role.

• Fans are said to be furious after Randy Orton told reporters that he isn’t a “WWE guy for life”. I wouldn’t worry guys; it turned out pretty well for The Rock.

• Viewers were left confused when a SHIELD/McMahon interaction was teased but then dropped after a commercial break. A whole lot of lead up with no real result? Sounds like Linda McMahon’s Senate Campaign.

• Ryback attacked John Cena during his match with Curtis Axel.  Curtis Axel’s matches are reminding me of why I dumped my ex. I never got to finish either.

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I’d Viper A Piece Of Dat Ass

Hello all!

I hope you’re all having a splendid weekend.

And if you’re not, well, let me help you.

Admittedly, some of these images are blurrier than usual. No idea why. My advice? Vodka.

Enjoy.

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A Musical Preview

I often try to come up with new and interesting ways to provide content to, you, my loyal readers. I’ve done everything from podcasts, to recaps, to galleries, to live tweeting. I’ve even wrote poetry for your delights.

But today I take things in a new direction… musical.

Enjoy the first and most likely the last MUSICAL preview of tonight’s Raw.

I’m not a professional singer. I’m just a blogger, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him.

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Lyrics:

You’ve got your Triple H
He ended the show with fear on his face
Seems that hit at Extreme Rules
Knocked a little more than sense into that fool
Don’t forget Ryback too
He demanded an ambulance match at the Payback Pay Per View
Then we had a big debut
Curtis Axel coming at you, what you gonna do

It’s Raw
Raw
Yeah it’s Raw
It’s been a crazy week but tonight it’s on
What will happen after last week?
Will Triple H make it back on his feet?
As for Randy Orton, well
It seems like the voices are coming straight from hell
Let’s not forget the awesome Shield
Adding titles to their justice axe they weild
There’s only one way to find out though
Tune in to tonight’s show

It’s Raw
Raw
It’s Raw, It’s Raw
Now I’m justing singing the word Raw
So be sure to come back again
For some recaps and some half naked men
Because the best place for that to be seen
Is right here at
THE WWE B.