Raw In Jokes

This week’s Raw was no doubt the best since the Raw after Wrestlemania. It’s been a strange few weeks and it seemed WWE was heading into a more boring direction but this week it was back on par.

So, you’d think I wouldn’t be able to poke fun at such a show.

You’d be wrong.

It’s Raw In Jokes.

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  • Vickie Guerrero was being forced to pick which McMahon(-Helmsley) she wants to listen to. Do you know who has no problem in not picking a McMahon? The voters of Connecticut
  • Mark Henry faked an emotional retirement speech and then beat down John Cena. Just goes to show that all chocolate is bad for you, even sexual chocolate
  • Team Hell No officially broke up, giving a sigh of relief to all those who were worried this would become a will-they-won’t-they storyline
  • Triple H this week mocked 3MB by sarcastically saying they were a “great choice” for Raw. A bunch of cocky idiots going around acting as if they own the place? Yeah, it’ll never work
  • Brock Lesnar returned to Raw and hit the F5 on CM Punk. Thus proving that, although good things do come to an end, bad things just come back 3 months later